today im in hiding. the human said when he gets home were going to go to the vet-narian. hate going to the vet-narian, that guys a petophile, I just know it. hes always groping and poking and asking ‘hows that feel?’ with a big grin on his face. creep. and he has all these animal magazines [...]

on the ninth day of each month I will post a list about some things I believe to be, to quote a famous crooner*, “..of great social and political import.” each list will cover items of a particularly relevant nature and assist my generous readers in leading better, more productive and fulfilling lives. so without further [...]