Never, Ever Trust a Squirrel
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wath out on the frozen patio when a thquirrel in a nearby tree called over to me. “hey,” he thaid, “are you hungry?”
“sure” I rethponded, “I could go for a snak”
“something smells good, over there, underneath that cover”
“oh thats our bar-b-que grill, im not allowed around that”
“you’re yellow!”
“well im brown actually, but whats [...]





