this morning the human said he was going to have hotdogs tonight and if I behaved today I could have one too. now ive heard the rumors that nobody really knows whats inside a hotdog so I decided to look it up online. whats the harm, right? so I gooogled ‘dog meat’ and was shocked, [...]

on the ninth day of each month I shall post a list about something I believe to be, to quote a famous crooner*, “..of great social and political import.” each list will cover items of a particularly relevant nature and assist my generous readers in leading better, more productive and fulfilling lives. so without further ado [...]

was sniffing around bees posting about hot dogs and it reminded me about a tale of my youth. and yes, of course it got me in trouble.. so the human has this weird habit of heating up meat on a grilling apparatus before eating it. dont know why, I have yet to see a piece of [...]