hi I am Nooter I am a dog
now I have a blog yay!
im going to tell you about my life because the human says I should do something besides lay around all day (thought thats what being a dog was all about)
the human is my leader he is taller than me and can open bags of snaks he is nice to me and I like him
typing a blog is hard cause I cant read and have short attention deficiency but I try my best to entertain you
thats all for now bye
read me alot ok?

Name: Nooter
Born: duh, obviously
Sex: boy
Height: 26″ at the shoulders
Weight: 74 lbs.
Eyes: brown
Hair: brown
Collar: red
Tattoos / Piercings: none

Ambitions: I want people to be happy I was here
Turn-Ons: snaks tummy rubs and going to the park
Turn-Offs: bullies fresh smelly poo and loud booming thunder
Ideal Day: eat lots of snaks go to the park sniff some butts
Favorite Songs: Werewolves of London (Warren Zevon)
Lazy Bones (Leon Redbone)
Macarena (Los Del Rio)
Favorite Shows: Angry Beavers
Dirty Jobs- Mike digs in the dirt too
I’d Love To Meet: everyone!
What Makes You Sexy: im a good listener