How Hot Is It?
its so hot all my fleas migrated to a short haired pointer named ‘hampton’ for the summer
its so hot the human grilled last night without using any fuel
its so hot the fire hydrant on the corner is whistling for me
its so hot and sunny the earthworms started using spf40
its so hot that when I go outside my shadow stays inside near the ac
its so hot I got a brain freeze from sipping the humans hot coffee
its so hot the neighbors cat is too lazy to move (but then it always that hot, year round)
its so hot the hot weather chicks forecast was ‘chili today and hot tamale’
its so hot im afraid to lick myself
its so hot and sunny moths are attracted to that bald spot on the humans head, hee hee!
its so hot the squirrels are handling their nuts with potholders
its so hot that arctic sled dogs are being retrained as water skiers
its so hot it takes only five minutes for my water bowl to become a dust bowl
its so hot the ants are moving food back to the refrigerator instead of away from it
its so hot my snaks are all stuck together forming one giant snak ball, oh yeah !!
Now *THAT’s* hot. (said in my Paris Hilton voice)
I always give Buckeye ice cubes on the hot days.
Raid the freezer Nooter!
You are one witty pooch, Noot. It’s so hot I think my contact lenses have melted.
Sheesh! That’s hot Nooter. Tell the human to fill up your pool with water and to put your stuck-together snack on a float beside you.
hello nooter its dennis the vizsla dog hay if global warming is going to result in more jiant stikky balls of treets then i am all for it!!! ok bye
So Nooter, what’s the weather like in your neck of the woods?
Tell the Human to go get you FROSTY PAWS asap. Sable loves those ice cream treats.
gls- ohh la la
sue- keep gettin in trouble when i go into that cold box thingy
chris- which is exactly why i prefer prescription sunglasses!
rg- no pool, just a bathtub and i get in trouble when i go in there too
d the v- yeah! giant sticky balls of treets!
daddy- i just said, its really ho… oh, i get it. thats a joke isnt it. you nutty brits…
siren- i knew there was a reason i liked you.
hey, human! to the store!
So, Nooter, is it hot enough for ya? Heheheheh. You’re one funny pup. Hope you get cooled off soon. Enjoy the giant snak ball.
Handling their nuts with potholders.
hehehe
If the Human takes you for a walk, find someone in the neighborhood that has something that looks like a giant water bowl and jump in it. Doggie paddle around for awhile and shake water all over the human when you get out. When you get back in the AC it’s like heaven.
It’s so hot you have to drink from the humans punch bowl