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1. the human on 14.12.2008 at 17:30 (Reply)

   I’m sorry Nooter, it was totally an accident.

   1. Nooter on 14.12.2008 at 17:31 (Reply)

      youve probably been planning it for days

      1. the human on 14.12.2008 at 17:31 (Reply)

         I wasn’t planning it, I went to pet you and you looked up unexpectedly, that’s all.

         1. Nooter on 14.12.2008 at 17:32 (Reply)

            so it was a spur of the moment random act of violence, gee that makes me feel so much better. you realize im probably going to need reconstructive surgery

            1. the human on 14.12.2008 at 17:32 (Reply)

               Oh good grief, stop being such a drama king.

2. Nooter on 14.12.2008 at 17:34 (Reply)

   can I pick the color of my new glass eye?

   1. the human on 14.12.2008 at 17:34 (Reply)

      How about if I just make you a leather patch instead? You can pretend you’re a pirate.

      1. Nooter on 14.12.2008 at 17:35 (Reply)

         ohhh… wait, did you say I could be a pirate?

         1. the human on 14.12.2008 at 17:35 (Reply)

            Yes, you can be a pirate.

            1. Nooter on 14.12.2008 at 17:36 (Reply)

               can I have a parrot on my shoulder?

               1. the human on 14.12.2008 at 17:36 (Reply)

                  no.

                  1. Nooter on 14.12.2008 at 17:36 (Reply)

                     can I get a peg leg?

                     1. the human on 14.12.2008 at 17:37 (Reply)

                        All the whining you’re doing about being poked in the eye, now you want me to cut off one of your legs ??

3. Nooter on 14.12.2008 at 17:46 (Reply)

   pirates get lots of girls dont they?

   1. the human on 14.12.2008 at 17:47 (Reply)

      Yes, the pirate usually gets the girl, whether she likes it or not.

      1. Nooter on 14.12.2008 at 17:47 (Reply)

         and snaks? dont pirates get lots of snaks?

         1. the human on 14.12.2008 at 17:48 (Reply)

            Nearly all you can eat.

            1. Nooter on 14.12.2008 at 17:48 (Reply)

               Aarrrrr ahoy mateys shiver me timbers prepare to be boarded arrr ..

4. DogsWithCones on 14.12.2008 at 18:21 (Reply)

   Nooter: That’s why I always wear my cone! Helps snagging treats that come flying my way, and chicks dig it.

   1. Nooter on 14.12.2008 at 18:48 (Reply)

      hi are you a conehead? did you used to be on saturday night live?

5. candice on 14.12.2008 at 23:00 (Reply)

   Milk (bone) it for everything you’ve got nooter!

6. Siren on 15.12.2008 at 18:47 (Reply)

   i think it would give a whole new meaning to poopdeck!
   Hope your eye feels better soon.

7. PirateNamedNeo on 15.12.2008 at 19:29 (Reply)

   taking the cat to be nudered tomorrow morning, weather permitting supposed to snow big tonight, and yes the Pirate does get the girl

8. colbymarshall on 17.12.2008 at 07:18 (Reply)

   Poor nooter. Hope no permanent damage was done. I’m sure it wasn’t intentional.

9. Doug at Taunt Vortex on 17.12.2008 at 11:20 (Reply)

   Don’t worry Nooter! That’s why God gives us two eyes - so we have a spare!

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