Like, Crazy Man!
the human is here, hes sitting across from me as I write this
hes on a rant, something about people at the office whatever that is
on and on ..
dont think hes taken a breath in the last two minutes ..
now hes starting to lean forward and wave his hands
whoa, easy there big fella what do I look like a syciatryst psiciatrist shrink
maybe you should pay me twenty hundred dollars an hour for this!
on and on ..
wow I cant believe hes still talking, somethings got him worked up alright
heh heh theres a little vein sticking out on his forehead
wonder if its gonna pop
c’mon go ‘pop’ little vain ‘pop’
his eyes are dialated now, maybe if I egg him on a little bit he will go into spaz mode and run around the house like hes nuts. ha ha ha thatd be fun to watch!
geez hes still going on hopefully he calms down snak times coming up soon
on and on ..
well go on ….. egg egg egg egg … I want to see this
nooter, you got get out there. it’s not safe.
Nooter,quick, pee something, then run like hell. Come meet me in D.C. We’ll find PETA together and join the army for animal rights. I might get to be First Dog, then I’ll give you a job in the White House.
a job in the white house, hmmm. can i be the official food taster?
hello nooter its dennis the vizsla dog hay maybe yoo shud giv the hyooman a fleecie toy to suck on it seems to relaks my brother tucker wen he loozes his littel mind ha ha ok bye
Whoa…you better run! I think he’s gonna blow!
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Go take a dump on his bed. That’ll send him over the edge. It might hinder snack time, so then again….