Krummy Kibble
kibble schmibble
im so tired of my kibble. same ol’ stuff meal after meal, day after day, month after month. blah blah blah
have you ever had so much of something that you cant stand it anymore?
every single piece is small and round and brown and completely void of any interest whatsoever. maybe if it tried to run away or made some noise or something, anything ..
kibble bibble pibble fibble haha!
dibble nibble jibble zibble, I cant eat my vibble kibble
(sigh)
I bet this piece tastes exactly like the last one
(patooey)
yep just like it
and this piece (patooey)
and this one (patooey)
heh, wonder how far I can spit a piece ..
(patooey)
(patooey)
(sigh)
well, im not gonna eat this tonight. maybe if I hold out for something better the human will give me snaks instead, now that would be something.
kibble ribble dibble krummy kibble
hello nooter its dennis the vizsla dog hay maybe yoo can skatter the kibbel arownd on the floor and then wen the hyooman comes into the room the kibbel will be like marbels underfoot and he wil fall down and then yoo can jump on him and luk him in the eye and say giv me a ham sandwich ha ha that wood be grayt ok bye
You should do what I do, I got through the garbage and eat paper. Sure it gives me diarrhea but hey! I don’t have to pick it up! My brother Tazz eats tomatoes but he’s weird and I think into drugs.
Nooter, I need to talk to you about some of your new friends here. I don’t think they’re a very good influence and I’m not sure you should be spending time conversing with them.
okay we can meet you bring the sandwiches
and don’t forget salty, have you ever eaten any of that stuff?