New Friend
was looking in my spam folder hoping to find something to make a tasty sandwich with and to my surprise found out ive been contacted by visitors who want to be my friend!
first thing I noticed was the messages were in some kind of language ive never seen before, then it occurred to me who was writing. the human and I recently watched a movie about the adventures of a fellow who lives in a desert in a far off land and found a coke bottle, then traveled to the end of the world to throw it away. guess they must have reeeeallly big fines in his tribe for littering. anyways, he talked by clicking his tongue and making little ‘tic’ ‘tic’ noises like a beetle. and now he wants to exchange links!
heres what he wrote:
“Спасибо за такой пост”
and:
“Что-то я почти ничего не понял”
and:
“Скажите, а у вас есть RSS поток в этом блоге?
мне нра) хорошая идея.
мда… это тебе не рио дежанейро… круто…кстати когда постишь инфу пиши первоисточник
класс)мне понра)особенно!
Кто-нибудь намекнет где еще почитать на эту тему? Спасибо!”
friendly isnt he! well, heres to you my new friend:
(click) (click)(click)
also, I think lulubelle found out about my blog cuz theres a really long rant about something called ‘phentermine’ whatever that is, probably some kinda new hairspray her and her human are trying out together. shes a nice pup but sooooo long winded.







I think your new friend may like to eat dogs.
Run. Noot, run.
hello nooter its dennis the vizsla dog hay duz yore noo frend wurk in a bank and if so duz he no abowt enny seekret akkownts he mite want to shayr with us??? ok bye
Nooter, it sounds like this “friend” may want to invite you to dinner. I would not if I were you cuz I think you may be the dinner.
Doggies have the right idea - they’re all barking ………. *woof woof* …. excuse my French …..
Careful Nooter. It might be a squirrel. I think they talk that way.