(KER-CHOOO!) oooooh, cant stop sneezing. (KER-CHOO!) (KER-CHOO!) the human was working with something on the kitchen counter just now and I really really wanted to find out what it was cuz it usually means… (KER-CHOOO!) …it usually means some kinda tasty snak is coming my way so I did my best begging and… (KER-CHOOO!) …my best begging and my [...]

as some of you may know, I was recently given permission to get my very own pet and after scratching my head and my collar I decided to get a fish, and did, and named him ‘floatsam’. now, one of the reasons I chose a fish is cuz I thought theyd be easy to boss around, [...]

got in trouble yesterday. the human was sitting at the table with a bunch of paperwork and I asked him if all that had anything to do with requisitioning more snaks and he said “No, it’s for taxes”. ‘texas!’ I said. ‘why are we going to texas?’ “We’re not going to Texas. This is government stuff.” he said, [...]

* first of all, good news everyone! that ghost has been chased out of our computer! ding dong, the witch is dead! now I can get back to staring serenely at the computer monitor trying to think what to write without being nagged every minute. * had a dream last night that we were at the [...]