oof, what a week. first those sneaky robber birds stole my jerky rawhide chewy treats and wouldnt give them back, then my blog got haunted with swine flu or something and no one would come visit me cuz the internet told them they were in danger if they did, then it snowed so deep I couldnt [...]

was hanging out with the human watching television when I heard one of those ol’ magpies outside on the fence sounding off, so I got up real fast to check it out but I bumped the little table next to the couch and that knocked over the humans beer sitting on top and he jumped [...]

im looking forward to an early thanksgiving feast when I catch those dirty rotten magpies who stole my jerky rawhide chewy treats. ive been working on a variation of a popular recipe as follows: . good, huh! well so far hiring the squirrels to help didnt work cuz they took my snak payment and ran off and [...]

been doing a little more research on the internet. typed in canine outwits bird, or something like that, and found some really good sales demo videos from a business called acme mfg co. havent been able to figure out how to purchase their products yet but heres what im looking at so far: have to say [...]

had an idea that I might need some help with this whole bird issue, so I put an ad on craigslist. got a response almost immediately and when I offered to meet them, found out they were already in the neighborhood! how convenient is that, saves me the cost of a bus ticket. anyways I [...]