today has been an educational day. to wit: I learned that after my toenails have been clipped I can move across the kitchen floor as stealthy as a ninja in the wind. I learned that when the human hasnt had any coffee yet in the morning hes not as aware of his surroundings as usual. I learned that [...]

since I now know both girl humans and boy humans, thought id do a little compare and contrast between them to see which is better. of course I will be keeping score since this is such an important topic. . . item- pooches like to go out for walkies, and in my observations ive seen more girl humans [...]

whats up with the term ‘raining cats and dogs’? ive never seen either cats or dogs falling from the sky; is this some kind of weird human dream? why not ‘raining roosters and raccoons’ or ‘raining tufted capuchins and sri lankan dwarf shrimp’, or why does it even have to be animals? why not ‘raining [...]

a few months ago I hosted a q & a session about your family dog and it was a rousing success. what I mean by that is it wasnt totally ignored and for me thats a rousing success.  so in an ongoing effort to promote interspecies harmony and increased snak gifting, I will take more [...]

to get the best experience out of this true life wilderness survival story, please imagine that its being narrated by the legendary outdoorsman jacques clouseau. “You mean Jacques Cousteau.” what? “…legendary outdoorsman Jacques Cousteau.” thats what I said “No, you said Jacques Clouseau. Jacques Clouseau is a bumbling French detective; Jacques Cousteau is the legendary narrator and outdoorsman.” what? “Jacques Clouseau is [...]