well I just found out this past week was National Dog Week and nobody here said anything about it. no parades for me, no honorariums, no respect, nothing. isnt your human supposed to take you out to lunch and buy you gifts and tell you your pretty and all that? I kinda feel like a piece [...]

sooooooo thirsty .. seems like days since ive had any kind of water maybe weeks .. the humans got a girl human with him down the hall and he couldnt care less about me I could drop dead on the floor right here and he wouldnt even notice (whimper) remember what water used to taste like – cool, refreshing, life [...]

saw a mouse in the basement this morning. think it was a mouse I saw something small and kinda greyish flash by on the other side of the room and when I went over to investigate I couldnt see anything but I could smell something had been there. kind of a damp smarmy finkish smell, [...]

went to the park, most of the gang was there. not Quincy though, shes cute anyway there was this little fru-fru dog that ive never seen before and, are you ready for this, hes wearing a sweater! its like a hundred and fifty degrees out and hes wearing a sweater! even better, its purple and its got a [...]

the human comes home last night and hes going on and on about how this other dog can sit down and shake hands with people, right? so now I have to learn this trick too. oooh God. if its so cute that we learn each others greetings then maybe I should teach him how to sniff butts. [...]