Comments on: Doctor Dread

By: Nicole

Nicole — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:48:27 +0000

Nooter, just do what my boy Simon does…throw up in the car on the way. You’ll still have to go, but your humans will feel super sorry for you and give you a treat when you get home.

By: Katherine

Katherine — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 06:31:59 +0000

My FAVORITE far side cartoon is the car with the dog hanging out the window, happily telling the dog outside, “I’m going to the vet to get tutored!” Did you get smarter when you went to the vet?

By: Pricilla

Pricilla — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:36:33 +0000

We don’t have those doctors. They don’t like to see goats. But the male person does all those nasty things to me if I am sick.
So I try to not get sick.

I came to your blog because my Aunt Jen told me you were funny. She is right.
Do you like goats?

By: Leeuna's Shadow

Leeuna's Shadow — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:30:59 +0000

Bwahaha. petophile. Bwahaha. Nooter, you’re so funny. Sorry you must suffer such humility.

By: Daisy the Curly Cat

Daisy the Curly Cat — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:37:46 +0000

Nooter, I am sorry you had to endure such terrible tortures! I hope you got many treats to make up for it.

By: Bee

Bee — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:27:10 +0000

Next week we have to take Mocha and Tazz for their annual check ups. Tazz usually has to be muzzled because he loves vet fingers. Be thankful you are not a girl dog because you don’t want to know where the puppies come out of.

By: Linda Medrano

Linda Medrano — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:37:55 +0000

Nooter. Is that guy a pet a file? Do you mean he files you too? I have never been filed and I don’t want to be. It’s bad enuf getting my nails cut. Your friend Harry.

By: Linda Medrano

Linda Medrano — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:35:16 +0000

Nooter, I feel your pain. My doctor is a woman and she sticks that thing up my butt too. It takes Mom and Dad to make me hold still. First they put me on that way you thing and say I way too much. (Not good to tell Mom that because she takes away my snaks then. Dad still sneaks me snaks but he’s kinda fat too.) After this vet-a-narin (however you spell that) pokes and feels me all over they take me to the back room. They put a thing on my mouth so I can hardly breathe and then they stick me with needles and stuff. I usually poop and pee on them too because I’m so mad about the whole thing. Mom always says, “oh Harry, it wasn’t that bad”. Yes it was. Your friend Harry.

By: ReformingGeek

ReformingGeek — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:58:03 +0000

A petophile? Oh, Nooter. Maybe you should tell the human you want a GIRL vet. Then you might not mind the poking and prodding quite so much.

By: Deb

Deb — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:20:54 +0000

You are not alone. NutJob becomes a canine mop at the vet’s. They just pull her leash and drag her over the linoleum floor into the interrogation room and I get a discount ’cause she cleans the floor.