And a-One, And a-Choo
Friend Or Foe?
as some of you may know, I was recently given permission to get my very own pet and after scratching my head and my collar I decided to get a fish, and did, and named him ‘floatsam’. now, one of the reasons I chose [...]
A Taxing Situation
got in trouble yesterday. the human was sitting at the table with a bunch of paperwork and I asked him if all that had anything to do with requisitioning more snaks and he said “No, it’s for taxes”. ‘texas!’ I[...]
A Few Things…
* first of all, good news everyone! that ghost has been chased out of our computer! ding dong, the witch is dead! now I can get back to staring serenely at the computer monitor trying to think what to write without bein[...]
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
the human told me I have to get back to writing my blog or else my friends will find some other pup to read about and I told him I was afraid cuz theres still a ghost in our computer and he said I have to suck it up, wh[...]
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#$@*& Pissed OFF!
just found out what neuter means, I am so friggin mad I could spit nails was at the park today and Bosco & Roscoe, the bulldog twins, were making fun of me cause I was neutered. now I didnt know what that meant but I do know enough not to admit that in from of them. [...]
Vengeance is Mine
aahHaaaa! found it- that vile crumb-sucking blaring contraption the human pushes around inside the house. hes not here right now so I was investigating the little room with the floating coats and there it was! must be asleep, it didnt move or say anything when I found it. now that I know where it hides I have [...]
