War Correspondent
An Essay
as part of my discipline action from last weekend the human told me I had to write an essay. told him I didnt have any friends in mexico and he said no not that kind of ese; the kind where I write about what I did wrong[...]
Grounded
Hello everyone, this is ‘the human’, as Nooter likes to refer to me. Nooter won’t be posting as usual today; you see he’s been grounded for the weekend. When I left for work yesterday he was going on and on abou[...]
A Wise Man Once Said…
was at the park recently and met a gray haired, soft spoken and wise old canis lupus familiaris named ‘oracle’ who was dispensing sage advice while holding court with several pups. thought id share some of my newfou[...]
(burp!)
gotta make this quick. the humans on the warpath and if I get caught itll mean a whoopin’ for me he had pizza for dinner last night and as usual all I got was a little bit of crust. no bacon, no cheese, no sauce, just[...]
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#$@*& Pissed OFF!
just found out what neuter means, I am so friggin mad I could spit nails was at the park today and Bosco & Roscoe, the bulldog twins, were making fun of me cause I was neutered. now I didnt know what that meant but I do know enough not to admit that in from of them. [...]
Vengeance is Mine
aahHaaaa! found it- that vile crumb-sucking blaring contraption the human pushes around inside the house. hes not here right now so I was investigating the little room with the floating coats and there it was! must be asleep, it didnt move or say anything when I found it. now that I know where it hides I have [...]
